So what have I become? Please tell me if you can.

sluttynuggets:

i hate the website weheartit??? you can hear tits??? do they even make noise???

(Source: astronaute)

cassywinchestertheangel:

allons-yalexa:

bernardclairvaux:

wifis-lildevil:

0 to 100 real quick

but imagine pulling the wrong lipstick when youre not paying attention

wanna know how i got these scars

u don’t wanna know how i got these scars 

becks28nz:

Doctor Who 50th - Behind the Scenes

cyclopette:

*wakes up at 9* nice

*immediately falls asleep, wakes up at noon* less nice

thepotterwholockian:

[moffat voice] canon johnlock? lmao no [trips] [hundreds of pages of tjlc material spill out of jacket] th-that’s not the direction we’re taking the show [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen i just—damn it [thousands of pages of johnlock evidence scatter across the floor] shit this isn’t what it looks like i swear

jaclcfrost:

if people i know online met me in person they’d be surprised by several things like

  • my height
  • my voice
  • exactly how annoying i can be

handjob:

"everybody put your hands in the air!" yells the robber at the night club. the clubbers think he is the DJ and keep dancing. maybe he should have picked a different location

englland:

middle schoolers complaining about how stressful school is

image

(Source: englland)

kittensandcoffee:

MY ENTIRE LIFE.

(Source: joeydeangelis)

nondeducible:

John “still has trust issues” Watson and Mary “I lied about everything” Morstan

yeah i can see how that could work

offthetumbldpath:

Wholock - Sherlock Meets the Doctor! (2013) A fan video by John Smith.

(Source: tetraghost)

(Source: thetwelfthdr)